the murder nerds

The city of Salzinwuun believes in free trade. You can buy just about everything, from usual weapons and adventurer supplies, to potions, magic items, even slaves (no, I’ve decided you can’t be trusted with them).

If it’s in the Player’s Handbook, you can buy it. But here’s a selection of shops and their stock that you won’t find in the book.

Poll’s Scrolls

Get your scrolls at Poll’s! You need scrolls? We got ’em! Poll’s Scrolls have the right scroll at the right price, and that’s Poll’s personal scroll guarantee. You can write that down. On a scroll, from Poll’s!

• Cantrip scroll – 10gp
• lv1 scroll – 60gp
• lv2 scroll – 120gp
• lv3 scroll – 250gp
• Scroll of Protection – 180gp

Glove’s

Experts in alchemy and herbalism for over 200 years, Glove’s have everything you need to feel better. Get back to you, with Glove’s.

• Healing potion (2d4+2) – 50gp
• Greater healing potion (4d4+4) – 150gp
• Potion of poison (3d6 damage when drunk) – 60gp
• Serpent venom (DC11 Con save or 3d6 damage) – 50gp
• Potion of fire breath (30ft DC13 Dex or 4d6 damage) – 150gp
• Potion of growth (enlarge for 1d4 hours) – 270gp
• Potion of gaseous form – 300gp
• Dust of dryness (1 pellet – soaks up water and releases it when broken) – 120gp
• Marvelous pigments (paint things and they become real) – 300gp
• Adrenal extract (take short rest as an action, exhaustion 1 min later) – 500gp

Bloodbath and Beyond

When you’re a hard-working adventurer, you need weaponry that can keep up. BB&B have everything you need to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their life-partners.

• Silvered weapon – 100gp
• +1 ammunition – 25gp(each)
• Horny trousers (deal 1d6 damage to grappled creature) – 200gp
• Tooth pick (war pick – extra 3d6 on crit) – 350gp
• Heartstring crossbow (bonus action to do extra 1d4 damage) – 500gp
• Carapace shield (adv on save vs magic 1/day) – 750gp
• +1 weapon – 1000gp (+normal cost of weapon)
• Shin Splint (heavy armour – AC17, triple jump distance) – 1000gp

Gnome Depot

MY NAME IS DIMBLE AND I’M TELLING YOU TO COME ON DOWN TO GNOME DEPOT! WE’VE GOT EVERY KIND OF MAGICAL DOODAD. I SAID EVERY KIND! WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF OF EM DO! YOU HEARD GNOMES ARE SMART? WELL MY CRAAAAZY PRICES WILL MAKE YOU THINK OTHERWISE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GNOME DEPOT!!

• Minor elemental gem (mephit) – 250gp
• Driftglobe – 500gp
• Ivory axebeak figurine (turns into full-grown, tame axebeak) – 400gp
• Gold parrot figurine (turns into parrot – cast animal messenger) – 500gp
• Helm of comprehend languages – 500gp
• Bronchial wand (cast gust of wind 1/day) – 700gp
• Many-handed pouch (5x small bags of holding that share the same space) – 850gp
• Rope of Climbing – 1000gp

The Magic Shack of Miracle Max

Oh good, more adventurers. Gold up front. No credit, no refunds, no group discount…The sign was my wife’s idea.

• Identify – 20gp
• Remove curse – 150gp
• Greater restoration – 450gp
• Raise dead – 1250gp